148. Walking out of a store without buying anything
Sometimes, when I'm walking by a store with automatic doors, and they open even though I'm not going inside, I feel like they're welcoming me in and it would be…
6. When children are brutally honest with you in front of others
If you've ever heard a child tell you, "Are you having a baby too?" (while pointing at your stomach) "Why is your face so hairy?" "Do you have a lot…
5. When you push instead of pull (a door)
This probably won't be the last post about doors. These magnificent inventions have been around for a very long time and yet we cannot seem to fully understand them. We…
4. Waiting for your dog to finish pooping
If you don't know what I'm talking about here, you probably don't walk your dog. Or worse: you don't have one. It has come to my attention that I don't…
3. Someone uses the bathroom stall next to yours
Tell Me If This Has Happened To You I was taking care of business one lonely Wednesday afternoon in a restroom with about five toilet stalls. (For those of you…
2. Making eye contact with a stranger
It has been a long day at a grocery store, you are tired and you just want to get home. You reach for your keys, which take a long while…
Awkward Family Holiday Parties
Did any of you guys go to your in-law's home for the holidays? Was it awkward? It's weird, for a while now I have been getting invited to spend christmas…
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Being around that one person who always seems to have body odor
This post is not meant to be mean. But seriously. A few years ago, I was riding in the backseat of a car looking outside at the trees and the…
When your spoon gets swallowed up by your soup
Have you ever been eating soup all relaxed, or maybe during a first date (so super nervous), and leave your spoon leaning against the wall of your bowl, when IT…