Not texting someone back and then seeing them in person
Who here has a habit of keeping their phone on silent mode, or at least telling the whole world that you do because you don't reply to text messages right…
Smelling your clothes to check if they're clean
Alright, so when I was a kid I remember my mom coming into my room and asking me why my clothes were all over the place, and why I didn't…
Let's Get Personal.
It is time. We have gotten to know each other here on awkwardlist.com for a little over three years now, and I'm about to make things even more awkward. We're…
Trying to pick up a coin from a flat surface
Dropping change is just bad. I can never pick up the coins on the first try. Am I the only one with this problem? Sometimes when buying something at…
Checking yourself out on a reflective window
Men and women have a completely different way of approaching a reflective surface. Men typically look at themselves, and straighten up the posture and relax the shoulders. Women, on the…
151. When your butt itches but you can't find the moment to scratch
What the heck is an itch? Do we have any doctor readers here? Sometimes it feels as though the whole experience is mental, and that I can make it go…
How to Act Like Yourself Around Your Crush
150. Trying to act cool around someone you like You hear about this all over the place: When you tell a couple of friends that you have a huge crush…
Happy Anniversary!
Dear bloggers and readers, Thank you! I received this notice from WordPress to renew my domain name *cough* for $18 *cough*, then I thought: if I didn't have you guys,…
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I know, its a feature that stops people hating on your blog from going public. YouTube is like the ghetto area of the internet; in there, anything goes. Rebecca Black…
Becoming a Verb
139. When your friends use your name as a verb to refer to something you constantly do Are you a verb? I'm not hoping to start an argument here. You…
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