This Food Is Made With Real Food!
I find it funny how food products advertise how their stuff is made with real ingredients. If that isn't a red flag to what we're eating, I don't know what…
Alright, everyone take out your Shake Weights™!
Google it. You've heard me complain about spam here, but it has become a problem. I can't keep my "open comment" policy, hahaha. People used to submit comments on really…
Five Things To Do While Taking A Dump
It doesn't matter if its a quick sit and release mission or if it involves sitting there until your legs get numb, taking a dump is time you will never…
Is paying $7.69 for a salad the smart choice?
So I was making a salad the other day. I used about half a head of lettuce, a two tomatoes, some berries, a little turkey, and cucumbers. All of that…
The Importance of Wiping
136. Having to wipe off the sweat from the cell phone you just borrowed "Hey, can I borrow your cell phone real quick? Mine died." Cell phones die. It took…
The Art of the Silent Fart
Hi Guys! It is Autumn here in California, which means a couple of things: my water heater is back in business, and Instagram is currently being flooded with pictures of…
When fat people call themselves fat
We all know about it, we see news reports all over the place about how fat America is getting. Hmm.. I know there are readers out there from other countries,…
105. Naked old people in the locker room
They don’t mind letting it all hang out in front of everyone.