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158. When no more plates fit on your table at a restaurant

May 9, 2015 by Edwin C. 4 Comments

Have you ever considered asking the table next to yours if they’re going to use all of the space on the table? No?

Oh.

When I go eat with my parents, its usually for breakfast at a Mexican diner type of thing. My mom enjoys trying different types of food, so she makes sure that we all pick a different type of food, so we can all try each other’s food. I’m used to it by now, people eating out of my plate, and my dog has tried to take advantage of that several times.
But aside from everything coming in enormous portions, they also come with side plates. A plate for your toast, for your pancakes, for your soup, and for any dipping sauces. And since its a Mexican restaurant, your salsa. Now take into consideration that your food will come in large oval plates, and that there is also a ketchup bottle, a napkin thingy, salt and pepper, sugar packets, jam little container things, creamer, and more hot sauce… these guys should really adopt those holder things that make your table a double decker type of thing, have you ever seem the pizza holders? They’re like a metal rack type of thing. So that your plates can go under the darn thing.
Anyway, so it seems like we have a bit of a space issue there.
And then there you are sitting in front of an entire table full of food and think that everyone else is staring at your table. I once had to put the toast next to me on the booth seat. The waitress laughed at me.
The takeaway: either learn to balance food on top of other food, or tell the waitress you need a table for 6 when there are only three of you.
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Ever wonder who divided the regions in the United States? Why does it look like this?

May 7, 2015 by Edwin C. Leave a Comment

 Regions of the United States

Someone please tell me! 

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To all my fellow readers out there

April 25, 2015 by Edwin C. 1 Comment

  

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Yep..

April 24, 2015 by Edwin C. Leave a Comment

Follow my blog with Bloglovin

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Check out what he did with his son's photo!

April 23, 2015 by Edwin C. Leave a Comment

  

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True that

April 22, 2015 by Edwin C. 1 Comment

  

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Candid camera

April 21, 2015 by Edwin C. 2 Comments

  

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Worst curse ever

April 20, 2015 by Edwin C. Leave a Comment

  

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Being Lawless

April 19, 2015 by Edwin C. 4 Comments

  

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Caption Contest!

April 18, 2015 by Edwin C. 3 Comments

  

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