4. Waiting for your dog to finish pooping
If you don't know what I'm talking about here, you probably don't walk your dog. Or worse: you don't have one. It has come to my attention that I don't…
49. Accidentally touching someone's butt while walking
The title of this post was going to be ". . .someone's hand while walking" because it is way more common, but I figured that when you touch a butt, it…
40. Saying "you too" at an inappropriate time
“Alright, well let me know if I can get you anything else. Enjoy your meal.” (more…)
26. Tripping and falling
You would assume that after living for a while, a person might at least be skilled in something called walking. And its true, over the years we've gotten better and…
20. Being asked “Did you just wake up?”
It was a cold morning, you know, one of those mornings when your blanket reaches the perfect warmth just as your alarm clock decides to ring. It must have taken all…
#17 The Sidewalk Dance
I've seen this happen, but I never realized that it was awkward until it happened to me. I had just gotten out of a meeting and was quite stressed out…